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[realexplodingcat]

Why is it that every full moon, my wife turns into some kind of weepy, bloated banshee constantly leaving bloodied things about the house on various altars? Since when do banshees come inside?

When I was a kid, the bana sidhe stayed outside, where she belonged.

I think I'll just keep quiet and stay out of the way.

Comments

[xiane.livejournal.com]

I was always told to hide in a cupboard until the banshee passed.

Alternatively, you could make offerings of peace. Unfortuantely, finding out the appropriate offerings could be deadly.

I recommend the cupboard.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Luckily, there are several cupboards here that are too high for her to reach.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

if i'm a bana sidhe, i can probably levitate.

and i have a STEPSTOOL! RRRAR!